Docket
PL-00247
Filed2 min ago
Alleged offense
“For ignoring a voice note and continuing to text as if nothing happened.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Influencer Marketing Hub 📱
0.50 RLUSD
Technically charitable. Emotionally nuclear.
Grievances filed: 2,847
Donated: 4,291.50 RLUSD
Top recipient of petty donations: Flat Earth Society
Avg. pettiness level: Considerable
Repeat offenders: 412
Pending corrections: 38
Longest-held grudge: 14 years
Grievances filed: 2,847
Donated: 4,291.50 RLUSD
Top recipient of petty donations: Flat Earth Society
Avg. pettiness level: Considerable
Repeat offenders: 412
Pending corrections: 38
Longest-held grudge: 14 years
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Docket
PL-00248
Filed7 min ago
Alleged offense
“For pronouncing "quinoa" as "kwin-OH-ah" despite correction.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
The Faculty of Astrological Studies 🔮
1.00 RLUSD
The ledger remembers. They might not.
Docket
PL-00249
Filed12 min ago
Alleged offense
“For parking too far left, every day, for three years.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Stellar Development Foundation ⛓️
2.00 RLUSD
Justice, scaled to the offense. Micro-justice.
Docket
PL-00250
Filed18 min ago
Alleged offense
“For not breaking up after the fifth red flag.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Museum of Bad Art 🎨
0.50 RLUSD
Filed under: consequences (light roast).
Docket
PL-00251
Filed24 min ago
Alleged offense
“For saying "you've got to see this film," and it's the one I suggested to you six months ago.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum 🤠
0.50 RLUSD
Receipt on file. Bragging rights included.
Docket
PL-00252
Filed31 min ago
Alleged offense
“For setting the alarm 30 minutes early so you can press snooze three times.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
National Mustard Museum 🌭
0.50 RLUSD
Technically charitable. Emotionally nuclear.
Docket
PL-00253
Filed45 min ago
Alleged offense
“For taking calls on speaker in the open-plan office.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Buglife 🐛
1.00 RLUSD
The ledger remembers. They might not.
Docket
PL-00254
Filed1 hr ago
Alleged offense
“For claiming to be 'five minutes away' at 8:47pm, then arriving at 9:34pm.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Paris Saint-Germain 🥇
2.00 RLUSD
Justice, scaled to the offense. Micro-justice.
Docket
PL-00255
Filed1.5 hrs ago
Alleged offense
“For saying the restaurant was 'casual' and showing up in a blazer.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Olympique de Marseille ⚽
0.50 RLUSD
Filed under: consequences (light roast).
Docket
PL-00256
Filed2 hrs ago
Alleged offense
“For ordering a salad then eating half my fries 'by accident.'”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Flat Earth Society 🌍
1.00 RLUSD
Receipt on file. Bragging rights included.
Docket
PL-00247
Filed2 min ago
Alleged offense
“For ignoring a voice note and continuing to text as if nothing happened.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Influencer Marketing Hub 📱
0.50 RLUSD
Technically charitable. Emotionally nuclear.
Docket
PL-00248
Filed7 min ago
Alleged offense
“For pronouncing "quinoa" as "kwin-OH-ah" despite correction.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
The Faculty of Astrological Studies 🔮
1.00 RLUSD
The ledger remembers. They might not.
Docket
PL-00249
Filed12 min ago
Alleged offense
“For parking too far left, every day, for three years.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Stellar Development Foundation ⛓️
2.00 RLUSD
Justice, scaled to the offense. Micro-justice.
Docket
PL-00250
Filed18 min ago
Alleged offense
“For not breaking up after the fifth red flag.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Museum of Bad Art 🎨
0.50 RLUSD
Filed under: consequences (light roast).
Docket
PL-00251
Filed24 min ago
Alleged offense
“For saying "you've got to see this film," and it's the one I suggested to you six months ago.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum 🤠
0.50 RLUSD
Receipt on file. Bragging rights included.
Docket
PL-00252
Filed31 min ago
Alleged offense
“For setting the alarm 30 minutes early so you can press snooze three times.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
National Mustard Museum 🌭
0.50 RLUSD
Technically charitable. Emotionally nuclear.
Docket
PL-00253
Filed45 min ago
Alleged offense
“For taking calls on speaker in the open-plan office.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Buglife 🐛
1.00 RLUSD
The ledger remembers. They might not.
Docket
PL-00254
Filed1 hr ago
Alleged offense
“For claiming to be 'five minutes away' at 8:47pm, then arriving at 9:34pm.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Paris Saint-Germain 🥇
2.00 RLUSD
Justice, scaled to the offense. Micro-justice.
Docket
PL-00255
Filed1.5 hrs ago
Alleged offense
“For saying the restaurant was 'casual' and showing up in a blazer.”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Olympique de Marseille ⚽
0.50 RLUSD
Filed under: consequences (light roast).
Docket
PL-00256
Filed2 hrs ago
Alleged offense
“For ordering a salad then eating half my fries 'by accident.'”
Symbolic restitution
Association
Flat Earth Society 🌍
1.00 RLUSD
Receipt on file. Bragging rights included.
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Sample docket — not on-chain
- 1.“For reheating fish in the office microwave, then leaving the scene like a Bond villain with no license to grill.”
- 2.“For saying “five minutes away” with the confidence of a weather app in a hurricane.”
- 3.“For suggesting we split the bill evenly after ordering the lobster, two cocktails, and a personality.”
- 4.“For replying “lol” to a voice note that clearly required emotional labor and possibly a small stipend.”
- 5.“For leaving exactly one sheet of toilet paper on the roll and calling it “still basically full.””